One a Dem Ones - @BwoyJalen
First things first. Free Worl Boss.
So yo. 22 years of living and one thing I know for sure is... relationships just ain't mans fortay dawg. Before you just jump to the conclusion on some "oh this man ain't shit" NIZE THAT and lemme explain on a big mon ting szeen. So pree the scene right yah now. 22 years old, I ain't old like you but I been in bare relationships, with all kinds of tings, black white asian brown Latinas szeen? All Wah gwan the one thing in common with all them relationships is none of em lasted long cuz I either cheated or they was feeling I ain't care enough. See when mans like me are in a relationshipaz, you got a good few months before I'm bored. Like I'll let you have ur likkle pride bout "I left him" but just know say mans been plug out the relationship way before you. And the main reasaz is Cuz the only thing better than Loyal Pum Pum is New Pum Pum. You prolly like "this man is talkin stupidness".. well shut up fish, you know it's true, punani makes the world go round and new punani is always tempting cmon now. So there's my problemaz, I can't stay in no committed relationship cuz mans love Pum Pum too much, an mi nah tell nuh bumboclat lie. Pum Pum is mi best friend. Sum about a new woman is just thrilling. But listen, Gyalis life a nuh easy. Sometimes mans do feel bad, lying to women who I'm sayin "I love you" to but yo can't help it g, my bad. Sometimes I do wanna sekkle down with one woman and we'll be good for a hot minute eh, got me feeling like "yo I love this gyal" but then I'll see a new ting and Jamaican tendencies tek ova. So what I'm tryna say is, if you go through this too, just look in the mirror and say "nyeaaah eh" and accept the fact that relationship just not for you right yah now brejin. Maybe by time we in our 40's we'll all fix up. But for now commitment just not sum you will get outta me... unless you're Diamond, my likkle Poto Rican Empress, I'd commit to her ahh ahh ahh. Lmao lowe that don't even watch that one, mans are nice off the wray and nephew right yah now. Anyway fam, post done, relationship ting, a nuh my ting szeen? Errrrrrly